Here's comes...Peter Cottontail?!?!

Desperate to avoid the faerieland militia draft, Peter gets a brilliant idea while watching an old episode of M*A*S*H*

Old Yeller 2: Electric Boogaloo

What happens when the corpse of a dog put down because of rabies is accidentally struck by lightening? Fun and hilarity ensue in the new family film from master director George Romero!

Joseph and His Amazing Techincolor Acid Induced Nightmare Lizard

A prototype from Peter Max's failed line of child toys.

Menagerie à trois: porcelain porcine pornography

The pork on pork action? Just when I didn't think I could love bacon any more? It gives me an erection.

Don ye now our gay apparel...

Even though Santa was laid up this year, Virginia had a FABULOUS holiday season with his brother, Funny Uncle Christmas!

Santa's *special* package....

An even better gift for you guys than giving your girl a "D*ck in a Box".

Wow, I was stunned when I saw this. And yes, it is totally for the dudes, courtesy of Frederick's of Hollywood. The pièce de résistance? There's a sound chip. Did I say sound chip? Why yes, a sound chip. Press it and it plays "Oh Christmas Tree".

Some day your prince will come......

....and if you're wearing this get up? He'll make like Dionne Warwick and Walk on By.  This is what is known in Fairlyland Inc as "princess casual".

Cinderella realized revenge is a dish best served cold. How did she exact revenge on her wicked step sisters? She made them wear these 20 lb STRAPLESS bridesmaid gowns with more crinolines under the skirts than the whole corps de ballet wore in Swan Lake. Did I mention the lacing in the back, to make a healthy sized girl look trussed like a Thanksgiving turkey? By the by? The biggest horror here? Urban Renewals wanted $29.99 for this dress. WTF?!?!