An even better gift for you guys than giving your girl a "D*ck in a Box".
Wow, I was stunned when I saw this. And yes, it is totally for the dudes, courtesy of Frederick's of Hollywood. The pièce de résistance? There's a sound chip. Did I say sound chip? Why yes, a sound chip. Press it and it plays "Oh Christmas Tree".


it's existence is bad enough. Being in a thrift shop and potentially used knocks it over the edge.
ReplyDeleteYes, a thong is something that should *never* be purchased at a thrift store.
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