....and if you're wearing this get up? He'll make like Dionne Warwick and Walk on By. This is what is known in Fairlyland Inc as "princess casual".
Cinderella realized revenge is a dish best served cold. How did she exact revenge on her wicked step sisters? She made them wear these 20 lb STRAPLESS bridesmaid gowns with more crinolines under the skirts than the whole corps de ballet wore in Swan Lake. Did I mention the lacing in the back, to make a healthy sized girl look trussed like a Thanksgiving turkey? By the by? The biggest horror here? Urban Renewals wanted $29.99 for this dress. WTF?!?!
What is it with the strapless (or spaghetti strap) bridesmaid gowns? The ONE wedding I was a bridesmaid for, I had to wear one of those things, and spent an entire day shopping for a bra I could wear with it. Hate. I'm glad that for my wedding, I let my bridesmaid pick out her own dress!
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